Our lawyer made us change the name of this song so we wouldn't get sued --
Of all the gin joints in all the world --
Sugar, we're goin down --
Nobody puts Baby in the corner --
I've got a dark alley and a bad idea that says you should shut your mouth, (Summer song) --
7 minutes in heaven, (Atavan halen) --
Sophomore slump or comeback of the year --
Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends --
I slept with someone in Fall Out Boy and all I got was this stupid song written about me --
A little less Sixteen candles, a little more "Touch me" --
Get busy living or get busy dying (do your part to save the scene and stop going to shows) --
